Morarji Desai On Mount Rushmore

Morarji On Rushmore

Morarji On Rushmore

US Government Confirms

Some bloggers, especially the insidious, anti-Western, 2ndlook had alleged that the West is ungrateful – particularly, in regard to Morarjee Desai.

The American Government has scoffed at this allegation. They have confirmed that George Bush Jr., has granted Presidential Approval to the proposal for Morarjee Desai’s bust on Mount Rushmore. “After all, who could have contributed more to the success of the Bretton Woods Agreement than Mr.Desai”, George Bush said solemnly.

St.PT Barnum Knew All Along …

Our resident propaganda slayer, St.PT Barnum, was privy to this whole deal. PT Barnum and the CIA mounted a massive covert operation. Barnum-CIA diverted the attention of the whole world by the nuclear deal and the dollar-credit-banking crisis, while the Bush Government was secretly working with St.PT Barnum to unveil the bust of America’s greatest hero – Morarjee Desai.

Bush grandly, announced, “Morarjee has gone where no Indian has gone before. On Mount Rushmore. Morarjee has very own statue on Rushmore now.”

The Latest By Dubya

When asked about ‘secret payments’ made to Morarjee Desai for this gold ban, Bush replied, “Secret deals are supposed to stay secret, but Henry Kissinger did appear in the court to testify that Morarjee Desai did not take any money.”

With tears in eyes, in a choked voice, George Bush said, “Without the help of the Morarjee Desai, the Bretton Woods-I system would have collapsed within 15 years – instead of nearly 30 years.” During this 30 years, the US printed a lot of dollars and created massive debt which helped Americans to become the largest debtor nation – with the highest standard of living. Morarjee, can realistically, claim significant credit for saving Bretton Woods-I – which allowed time to consolidate and create their hegemony. The US then launched the Breton Woods-II successfully.”

But, Morarjee Desai was a very patriotic Indian. He was supposed to have told George Bush Sr., a CIA point man, in the 70s and 80s, “It is not that I love Indians less, but that I love the Americans more”.

“Morarjee was”, Bush confirmed, “one in the long line of many, who ‘helped’ India to get over the bad ‘gold habit’.” Before Morarjee, the British had also tried to cure the Indians of this bad habit.

Gold Redemptions By The French – And The Rest

When the whole world was redeeming US gold, led by the perfidious French, it was Morarjee Desai who stood by the US and stopped Indians from buying gold. Bush was slammed on how could Indians be blockaded from buying gold. For nearly 90 out of the 100 years in the last century, Indians were not allowed to buy gold.

George Bush was further asked searching questions on how can Morarjee Desai’s bust be put on Mount Rushmore. After all, Desai’s ban on gold imports, sparked the largest crime wave in Indian history. George Bush , simply said it is an internal matter for India and he will not comment on that.

He also in a sinister manner suggested that the Islamic angle should be looked into! He made a point to tell the CIA Director to co-operate with Manubhai in laying bare the Islamic conspiracy in the gold smuggling scam.

Manubhai Says He May Follow Morarjee

Manubhai and his team of April Fool jokers are readying to make a final assault on the Great Indian Gold Habit. Manubhai has warned that he “will uproot this dirty Indian Gold Habit, such that it never grows again. I will finish Morarjeebhai’s unfinished work.”

He made this statement from New Delhi, with the American ambassador by his side. He said, “We must take inspiration from Morarjee – and learn our lessons. I pray that I may also be accused tomorrow of having taken money from CIA, for such a noble task.”

Reliable sources say that Manubhai may actually take nothing from CIA – as he deeply loves George Bush.


About Anuraag Sanghi

Between State-funded and controlled academia and advertising driven mass media, getting an 'independent' viewpoint is difficult - if not impossible. 2ndlook posts work on giving you 'independent' slant.
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