Monthly Archives: March 2008

St.Barnum Computes The Cost Of Dining Alone

Each time Jefferson dined alone, he got some great ideas. That St.PTBarnum explained is the secret of American Success: http://wp.me/pdfUq-h Continue reading

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St.Barnum – ‘Inside Dope’ On US Elections

At the Toshogu Temple, Nikko, Japan, is the carving of the 3 monkeys. These three monkeys tell us to see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil monkeys – called sanzaru (三猿) or sanbiki no saru (三匹の猿). Their individual … Continue reading

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St.Barnum – Indians Cows Behind Global Warming!?

Cattle in India started getting blamed for global warming (Indian cattle fart too much!). UN and FAO got involved in this psuedo scientific study. 10% of the earth’s population, in the developed world (largely the western world), does not adequately … Continue reading

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PT Barnum – Pope Announces Cannonisation

The US has the world’s largest body of believers and followers of PT Barnum. To gain market share in the USA, the Pope has recently received a proposal to declare PT Barnum as a Saint. This was revealed when the … Continue reading

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